There’s only three hours left until the end of the world 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! I love you all =D

Not to get too big brother (or big sister, if we’re being accurate) on you, but I totally spy on what you guys search for on the main blog! It’s always interesting to see which girls or games or anime you’re looking for the most… and I’ve taken note of the fact that tattooed Asian alt babe XO Eve seems to be really popular among you guys lately. Which… I really cannot blame you for. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, smoking hot, and all those other cliches and then some. So as a Christmas gift from me to you, here she is stripping down and flirting as a sexy Santa baby during one of her Christmas cam shows. And believe me, it’s sizzling… so this is one present I know you’ll like!

Christmas is almost here, and your favorite internet cam girls are getting into the holiday spirit – it’s the season of Christmas cam shows! To give you a hint at the sort of thing that Cam with Carmen members have in store, here are some screenshots from one of Carmen’s past winter cam strips, where she took a viewer’s suggestion and made herself his present – with only some strategically placed bows and ribbons to fit the festive mood! I’ll leave it to your imagination on whether she removed all the wrappings for the lucky guy (or, spoiler alert, you could just find out here)… and more importantly, I wonder what sort of naughty things she’ll be doing for her members this holiday season?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, my internet connection has been absolutely rotten tonight. So in the interest of actually getting this gallery up and posted before the connection decides to shit out for good, I’m going to be totally concise with this gallery description. Her name is Lily S. and she models VERY frequently for Only Tease, which also happens to be the source site for this particular Halloween-themed photo set. God, she makes a flawlessly gorgeous witch babe, doesn’t she? Almost looks like an Asian version of Summer Glau in some of the photos, in my opinion. Gah, I’m getting distracted! I’ll stop rambling and just upload it D=

One of my favorite holidays, Halloween, is fast approaching… and while I’m waiting until a little closer to the big day to break out the overtly Halloween themed galleries, these photos of big-boobed Latina porn star Nina Mercedez do have a little “Day of the Dead” flavor going on with her skimpy, skull-print bikini. Mmmm, sugar skulls – they’re almost as delicious as Nina’s body!

Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.

You know, Briana Lee may be an Italian/Chinese mix (and a smoking hot one at that), but IMO she really looks like Armenian bombshell Kourtney Kardashian… I can’t be the only one who sees the resemblance, right? I think Kourtney’s the hottest of the Kardashian sisters anyway, so reminding me of her is a very good thing! This set is lovely, too – some amateur cosplay, sort of… I mean, she’s wearing so little, can it even be called cosplay if there’s hardly any, well, costume? But given that she’s supposed to be Eve, and even has the apple and the snake straight from the Garden of Eden, I say she gets a pass. This is an Eve that could definitely tempt all of our inner Adams into some original sin, that’s for sure~

The lovely miss Kelly XOXO says that she’s a Latina mix, and further creeping turns up that part of the mix might be Italian – well, whatever the recipe, I quite like how she turned out! To be honest, she sort of looks like how I’d imagine Ashley Williams from the Mass Effect series would translate into real life. And seeing as how Ash is totally cute, that’s not bad thing! Kelly’s also got a gorgeous booty that’s actually making me pretty jealous… especially since she’s showing it off a whole lot while undressing and playing with power tools in these pix!

Man, I must be reading a bit too much Homestuck, because I now have the urge to use Nepeta’s typing quirk on this gallery – but I’ll just settle for kitty puns, I suppose. Masuimi Max is looking awfully purrrky in this set, after all~ But seriously, this is one of the many updates from her official website – rather alluringly called I Am Trouble – and she looks both smoking hot and adorable in nothing but this cute white tiger… hat/gloves conglomeration? I’m not really quite sure how to describe what she’s wearing, to be honest. Other than to say that she looks pawsome =3

Man, I love the internet. It lets me find so many awesomely cute alt girls who are also my kindred spirits with the whole video game nerd thing! And XO Eve is most definitely totally adorable. She plays WoW, which means our in-game paths will probably never cross unless she gives Rift a shot as well, but I’m willing to forgive her for being a WoWhead because she looks so damned sexy with those pigtails and knee-high socks! And I’m always a fan of mixed chicks – Evelyn’s half-asian and totally helps to prove my theory that multiracial people tend to win the genetic lottery and end up totally smoking hot. Also, uh, why do I keep using “totally” in this write-up? I’ll claim it’s just that Eve her is so gorgeous that she’s making me forget my words – totally!