Man, my computer is being a massive pain in the butt today, causing me to have to rewrite this gallery description multiple times. So, you know what? I’m gonna just phone it in now, because I’m getting annoyed enough that even the superhuman hotness of Midori West can’t quite make up for it. You should all be sad about the gallery flavor text that you missed out on, it was… nominally interesting, at least. There were Weezer references (The line about half-Japanese girls in El Scorcho, to be precise), random speculation about whether Midori bakes adorable cupcakes in skimpy lingerie (don’t judge me, you know your imagination runs just as wild sometimes when you see a hot chick), and a bit of gushing over her cosplay tendencies (dat Chun Li cosplay, girl) and cute pasties. But now the world will never get to see it! And you’ll all have to just be satisfied with these sexy photos of Midori in an adorable, sheer black-and-pink teddy. Life is so, so cruel, I know.